There are seven sides to Tumblr
| Side one: | Pictures of Starbucks and girls who have dip-dyed hair |
| Side two: | People crying over fictional gay couples |
| Side three: | genuinely fucked up people looking for support and a place they don't have to hide. An escape. |
| Side four: | porn. |
| Side five: | BANDSBANDSBANDSBANDSBANDS |
| Side six: | wtf is wrong with all you people |
| Side seven: | butt blogs |
Lady of Orda Cave by Natalia Avseenko and Phototeam.PRO
Two-time world champion free diver Natalia Avseenko ventured deep into Ordynskaya Cave in Perm, Russia… one of the longest and biggest underwater gypsum caves in the world, dressed as the mythical Lady of the Cave, a spirit who protects divers inside the “natural cathedral”.
(via we-are-all-dreaming)
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
(via onlyteaandme)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito
excuse you, god’s status as mexican food was discussed in the winchester gospel 5:2
(via dont-touch-lola)
| Parental: | You don't really do anything on the internet |
| Me: | Tonight you will see the northern lights here |
| Me: | Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened |
| Me: | There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies |
| Me: | If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder |
| Me: | I can get out of a box buried underground |
| Me: | If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there |
| Me: | |
| Me: | I also ship fictional characters |
I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying
and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA
COVERED IN ECTOPLASM
AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR USI don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once
I was a C section check your privilege
(via jelly-fish-loves-loki)
